Okay, the first day of ice in Austin was kind of fun.
The second day, it was neat to watch everything in the city shut down.
The third day, they closed in the Alamo.
We surrender. Can Old Jack Winter just get on the hell out of here?
This kind of weather is one of the reasons I chose to get the hell out of NYC in the first place.
Now, go on back where you belong.
And snow in Malibu?? Are you kidding me?
No, there's no global warming.